How the Eagles can beat the Giants

OK, folks, I hate to say I told you so - wait, what am I saying, I love to say that! - but as predicted in this space on Friday, the Eagles prevailed over the Vikings, providing further proof of my scientific theory that the more veggie options a team has at their local venue, the further they get into the playoffs.

But now it's the Giants next Sunday, and I'm afraid the simple veggie-burger and veggie-dog options may not be enough to carry the Eagles through, especially since this is another away game. Once again I urge the bigwigs at Lincoln Financial Field to make a last-minute hail-mary and upgrade their menu with further veggie options, opening the stadium on Sunday if necessary to make good on this, and assure that the Birds make it to the conference championship. You got to go with what works!