Preparing to be Paralyzed


Aw, come on. Paralyzing? Disruptive? Difficult? Jersey Shore living has become rather severely winter-ish this year. Every weekend, another foot or two of the stuff. Getting a little tough for those of us on the Bar/Bat Mitzvah circuit, but that's another story. It's kind of a shame we don't have any mountains on the island, what with all the snow. There should be plenty of cross country opportunities on the Boardwalk. In any case, I am doing what I can in preparation for the paralysis. So far, that means nothing much.