Oprah: No Little Red Riding Hood

And now the moment America's TV critics have been waiting for all day: Oprah's onstage, taking questions. The Queen of All Media -- and founder of OWN, the six-day-old Oprah Winfrey Network -- is in royal purple (and open-toed Christian Louboutin heels) as she settles into a white armchair and quips, "It's like being thrown to the wolves." Some wolves. First question: "I'm just wondering: Are we all going to get cars?" "That would've been a good audience breaker," she replies. "Sorry I didn't think of it."