Monday, February 4, 2013
Monday, February 4, 2013

Naked man climbs on the front of SEPTA bus

One naked and testy man pulled a ballsy move by climbing on the front of a SEPTA bus in broad daylight, putting his boxers on his head and then chasing down the man who filmed his moonlighting misadventure.

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Naked man climbs on the front of SEPTA bus

POSTED: Thursday, January 24, 2013, 4:26 PM
A most unusual SEPTA rider.

One naked and testy man pulled a ballsy move by climbing on the front of a SEPTA bus in broad daylight, putting his boxers on his head and then chasing down the man who filmed his moonlighting misadventure.

A video posted to Facebook on Jan. 20 begins with the middle-aged man standing completely nude atop the bike rack on the front of a Route 3 SEPTA bus. He then puts his boxer shorts on his head, climbs down and calmly walks away - that is, until he sees the man filming his exploits.

The streaker then begins chasing the videographer down the street before giving up and walking away. At one point, he appears to try to put his boxers back on, but it doesn't happen for him.

My favorite part is the guy in the green jacket at the 1:14 mark who doesn't even bat an eye. Just another day in Philly, where we ride our buses on the outside and don't wear our clothes at all.

A SEPTA spokeswoman said she had heard of the video through Twitter, but had not yet seen it. She's looking in to details about the bizarre incident. City police are aware of the video, but a police spokeswoman said there have been no reports of the naked man.

One thing is for sure, there's a SEPTA bus driver out there who has the most interesting story ever about a weird streak on his window.

The not safe for work video contains graphic images, so watch it here at your own discretion. As of 4 p.m., it had been shared more than 2,000 times on Facebook.

Stephanie Farr @ 4:26 PM  Permalink | 27 comments
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  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 4:35 PM, 01/24/2013
    A warm up act for Wing Bowl. Stay classy, Filthadelphia.
    Wilhelm Von Humboldt
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 8:58 PM, 01/24/2013
    Saw this earlier today on FB, I find it hysterical there were no reports made and everyone just went about their business. Only in Filthadelphia! Lol
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 3:32 AM, 01/25/2013
    Let's see how you act after you hit some wack crack.
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 4:40 PM, 01/24/2013
    Best dude.
    suporma
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 4:57 PM, 01/24/2013
    It looks like the first time he ever had boxers. He did not even seem to know how to put them on.
    Earl J
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 5:22 PM, 01/24/2013
    How many Nuts are roaming the streets of Phila in his state of mental incapacity? Last week it was a deranged nut assaulting a young lady in the subway, thank goodness there was no training coming.
    Dexter
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 5:27 PM, 01/24/2013
    Crack is Wack!!!!!
    Thetechnician
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 5:47 PM, 01/24/2013
    ...exposing his shortcomings.
    Paul G
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 5:49 PM, 01/24/2013
    bro was blazin sherm for sherrrr.
    AndyReidsMustache
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 5:51 PM, 01/24/2013
    How did this NOT make it to The People of SEPTA FB page?
    TomM
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 6:05 PM, 01/24/2013
    In this weather, how did he not stick to the windshield?
    mike l
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 6:05 PM, 01/24/2013
    Ballsy? Top shelf writing, Inky. Real class.
    ICU812MI
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 6:07 PM, 01/24/2013
    @WVH classy like the wedding brawlers, the Phillies puker, and the guy who beat up the rangers fan, oh wait these are all people from the burbs.
    willbarnett
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 6:26 PM, 01/24/2013
    The weird guy wasn't black. Whew!
    dimandja
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 7:18 PM, 01/24/2013
    Just one more example of Hollywood's unhealthy influence on society.
    There's not a doubt in my mind that this guy saw "Magic Mike" as a role model and he was out there performing a copycat act.
    The sad thing is that for some unknown reason this poor fellow opted for a bike rack thereby missing out on the potential for big income had he done it in a bar - like Magic Mike.


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