NJ cop indicted for sex with cows

I can't believe I didn't post this earlier. Daily News reporter Jason Nark had an eyebrow-raising story today about Robert Melia Jr., a Moorestown, N.J., cop who was indicted Thursday for having sex with underaged girls and, er, cows. No, really:

"Two weeks later, authorities filed animal-cruelty charges and official-misconduct charges against him, alleging that he had performed sexual acts on cows in rural Southampton, Burlington County, several times in 2006.

The Burlington County Prosecutor's Office declined to comment on the indictment yesterday, or to elaborate on Melia's alleged trysts with livestock."

What. The. Hell.