Fake beard no help in school robbery try
This robber must have hit an after-Halloween sale. A man sporting a fake bushy beard tried to rob the St. Helena School in Olney Monday morning but fled empty-handed when an employee he encountered fled and alerted authorities, police said.
Fake beard no help in school robbery try
This robber must have hit an after-Halloween sale.
A man sporting a fake bushy beard tried to rob the St. Helena School in Olney Monday morning but fled empty-handed when the employee he stuck up instead fled and alerted authorities, police said.
The incident occurred about 6:30 a.m., and no students were present. Police say the thug got into the school on Fifth Street near Spencer by ringing a buzzer at the delivery entrance and announcing that he had a delivery to make. On the second floor, he encountered the employee and pulled a handgun on him, demanding money, police said. The employee led his mugger to a first-floor classroom, where the employee was able to escape, police said.
The suspect is described as a white male or light-skinned black male, 6-foot-3, thin build, wearing a black jacket, blue jeans, black baseball cap and a fake bushy beard. Anyone who knows who he is should call 9-1-1 or Det. Valentino of Northwest Detectives at (215) 686-3353 or -3354.
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i guess he couldn't wait for the banks to open
He tried to rob a school? Of what? A Commodore 64 computer? A box of broken rulers?- ".....white male or light-skinned black male" Well that narrows it down.— shirleyf
- 1000 hours of community service helping people affected by natural disasters.— SoupKan
- Could that be the Prophet? Fidel Castro? Chaz?— bad joe s
- I remember when Olney was a great neighborhood. And Feltenville. And Lawncrest. And West Oak Lane. And East Oak Lane. And Fern Rock. And Juaniata. And Mount Airy. And Chestnut hill. And Germantown. And.............................................................................. Wonder what happened???— pnolan
- It's Sasha Baron Cohen, aka "The Dictator." Or a Dirty Santa.— kjuggs77
- lol who robs a school? He should go on "world's dumbest criminals"— Doho2008
- The fake beard was helpful in the sense that they weren't able to get a clear shot of his face ...— Bradley85
- No institution has less money than a Catholic school...in Olney. I hope he hasn't procreated.— Roger Podacter
- The Inky writes the description and includes the fake bushy beard. Hysterical. But then again this tool probably forgot to take the beard off.— dontavoidtheobvious
