Ah, what would the world be like without people like this? It doesn't really matter because according to Mr. Doomsday, who was cruising down West Chester Pike yesterday with two massive speakers attached to his car, the end is near.
"You can try a million different ways and a million different things," a casual Southern voice warns other drivers, "but you're gonna come up empty."
I have no idea what that means. And I'm pretty sure you don't care, either. But check out the video a driver posted: