Are you a 'sexy booty dancer?' You're in luck

Attention: There is a funk band in Delaware County looking for "fit booty dancers," according to a Craigslist post, appropriately titled "Searching for sexy booty dancers in delco," that just showed up in my Google news alerts.

If you're so inclined, send them photos, description of dance experience and "stats." Pay: $100 to $300 per gig.

That is all.

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