Police: Dealer tied 89 bags to penis, peed at the station
Folcroft Police Corporal Christopher Eiserman has seen a lot during his 14 years as a cop in Delaware County. A Philly drug dealer standing in the station with 89 bags of dope hanging from his penis was not one of them. Not until he met Ray Woods.
Police: Dealer tied 89 bags to penis, peed at the station
Folcroft Police Corporal Christopher Eiserman has seen a lot during his 14 years as a cop in Delaware County. An alleged Philly drug dealer standing in the station with 89 bags of dope hanging from his schlong was not one of them. Not until he met Ray Woods Friday night.
“Oh, that guy ... ” Eiserman said when I called this afternoon to ask about Woods, 23, a resident of the city's Eastwick section awaiting his preliminary hearing on drug charges.
Eiserman said another officer was on routine patrol Friday when he pulled Woods over for a broken rear light and found marijuana in his car. When the officer searched Woods before placing him in the police cruiser, he discovered "a large bulge" in the front of his pants, Eiserman said.
Police say Woods actually had the balls to deny that there was any contraband down there.
“He stopped him for the traffic violation and one thing led to another," Eiserman said.
Back at the station, Eiserman said, police discovered that Woods had tied a large plastic bag around his penis that contained a whopping 89 small bags of suspected heroin and cocaine. Then things got messy.
“I tried to remove it. Unfortunately, and I don't know if it was nervousness or not, but he started urinating all over," Eiserman said.
Good times.
While it wasn't exactly what Eiserman had in mind when he started his shift Friday, he couldn't help but chuckle at the ingenuity, or lack thereof, of street-level drug dealers.
“In 14 years, I’ve seen it down their pants, in their a--, but I've never seen it tied to their penis," he said. "I couldn’t believe it. I guess they figure the police officers aren’t going to check down in that area."
As for whizzing in the police station, Eiserman said it did not result in additional charges.
"I don’t think he did it intentionally," he said. "I think he was nervous, he knew the jig was up."
probably shouldn't speed when you have 90 bags on you.- Broken tail light, not speeding. But it always racks me up that guys making money off drugs would not get the tail light fix so as to not attract attention. — JonKap
- dude must be hung— Zero
Comment removed.- You're kidding, right?
"Coral Reefer" is a reference to coral reefs, not 'reefer'.
And besides- this guy was carrying apparent coke and heroin...which is different. - No, You're kidding,. Wake up and smell the reefer Darth. It most certainly is a reference. No biggie.
But as for coke & heroin, that's different— drenner - That's Bodey from the wire!— earlone
- Odds are, he's a dealer. And it's pretty much indisputable that he had dope dangling from his shwing shwong. But from a journalistic perspective, the second sentence is problematic. Regardless of what most of your readers (including me) will conclude on their own about the dude's guilt, you as a journalist have an obligation to be fair and objective, even in the most extreme circumstances. The word "alleged" is not a diplomatic nicety. You guys at Philly.com convict people without benefit of a jury with some frequency. Doesn't anybody down there notice?
- I agree. Fixed it. Thanks. — William Bender
- So now he's allegedly from Philly, but still a drug dealer? — manyhats
- Man, stop busting my balls ... — William Bender
- "the jig was up."....that's racist!— phillyphilip
- "had the balls?" Lol....how about the shaft.— drmonday
- "Oh, now urine even more trouble."— Burbanite
