Sheen’s the name; partying’s the game.
Well, now the fast times are catching up to Charlie. At least it looked like it last night when he was snapped exiting a Los Angeles restaurant.
Sheen’s face is hanging kind of baggy. His eyes look puffy (or maybe we’ve just never seen him without sunglasses). But it’s those snowy sideburns and nasty choppers that really catch your attention. Did he have his mouth fixed by a Somali dentist?
Where’s the tiger blood when you really need it? You keep torching the candle at both ends, Charlie Boy, and by the time you hit 50 (in four years), you’re going to make Keith Richards look good.