This just in: home security tapes from Jennifer Aniston leaked on the internet. You’ll see a shocking side of the star you never imagined! How do we know this footage is genuine?
Because it’s in black and white and because it’s introduced by Ryan Seacrest, the Walter Cronkite of the E! channel. Prepare for a revelation:
OK, it’s a commercial (a two and half minute one) for Aniston’s long time sponsor, smartwater. Sure is funny, isn’t it? Goodnight, Rachel