Reality show competitions can be a cruel mistress. On Monday night, Howard Stern made a 7-year-old aspiring rapper cry on America’s Got Talent. Last night on the finale of Dancing with the Stars, Tom Bergeron made William Levy’s young son Christopher cry when he announced that papa had finished third.
Que lastima, Christopher. But somebody had to lose. And somebody had to win. And that somebody was Green Bay Packers’ wide receiver Donald Driver, who rolled on the floor and went into full body spasms after being declared the 14th recipient of the mirrored ball.