Snooki & the submission hold
Professional wrestling's WWE announced today that Jersey's littlest beach bunny, Snooki, will appear on 'Monday Night Raw' next week. This has set off a chorus of speculation that Snooks might mix it up in the ring with some of the WWE's Divas.
Into the turnbuckle goes Snooki!
Professional wrestling's WWE announced today that Jersey's littlest beach bunny, Snooki, will appear on 'Monday Night Raw' next week. This has set off a chorus of speculation that Snooks might mix it up in the ring with some of the WWE's Divas.
At first glance, that prospect seems ludicrous. Without her pouf, Snooki is precisely 4'9" tall.
The women pros, from the Fabulous Moolah to reigning Divas champ Eve Torres, have always been pretty impressive and intimidating athletes. Snooki and her Rat Pack have been thrown out of bars by bouncers smaller than current contender Brie Bella.
JWoww might be able to go toe-to-toe with the big girls, but Snooki could only grab their ankles and hold on.
On the other hand, if 'Jersey Shore' has taught us anything, it's that Snooki can take a punch. And if she decides to play a heel in the ring, she could probably smuggle a folding chair into the ring under that bouffant. Heck, she could probably smuggle in a whole patio set to whack opponents with. Plus her body fairly screams: 'Mucha Lucha'.
But in the end, the size difference is simply insurmountable. If Snooki has a future in the ring, it's strictly in midget wrestling. Now there's a pay-per-view event.