Say hello to Lorenzo LaValle. We have a feeling you’ll be seeing a lot of this young buck. Like on the cover of People Magazine that comes out Friday. And then every other square inch of available publication surface after that.
Lorenzo is the son, born Aug. 26, to Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and Jionni LaValle. He has been dubbed the first Jersey Shore baby. But after five seasons of watching the Situation and his Neanderthals prowl the bars of Seaside Heights, we find that an unlikely prospect. Maybe the first to make the cover of People.
MTV published the first photo today to promote tomorrow’s Video Music Awards which will be preceeded at 6 p.m. by a 1 hour Jersery Shore retrospective special. If that seems early to you, well it is.
The music channel has moved the schedule for its big night back one hour to avoid conflicting with the President’s speech in Charlotte.
As for the Snookster, what can we say. Always classy. Posing with her newborn in a leopard skin print. You can take the spots off a Guidette….