The good news, no, the stupendous news for Bill Engvall is that he finally earned a 9 for one of his routines with Emma Slater on Dancing with the Stars. It came from Len Goodman for Engvall’s Indiana Jones-themed freestyle. It also came on the night when Engvall was at long last eliminated from the contest. Somehow (ahem) he kept surviving week after week despite having the lowest scores.
That means that for tonight’s finals, the mirrorball will go to either Corbin Bleu and Karina Smirnoff, Jack Osbourne and Cheryl Burke or Amber Riley and Derek Hough. Our money’s on Riley (partially because she and Derek earned perfect grades on both their Monday dances.)
For his part , Engvall seemed rather relieved at the dismissal, confiding that he didn’t know if he had one more dance in him. Hey Bill, we’re not convinced you ever did