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POSTED: Friday, September 19, 2014, 2:06 PM
We don’t even want to think about the mental state of the person who came up with the idea of Mike Tyson Mysteries, but we sure are glad they did.

It’s a pretty standard setup: The former boxer with the face tattoos and lisping voice is dressed for action in a blue track suit. That’s because he’s fighting crime and busting crooks with a specially selected team. Its members: the Ghost of the Marquess of Queensbury (voiced by Community’s Jim Rash), Mike’s adopted Korean daughter, Yung Hee (voiced by MAD’s Rachel Ramras) and a pigeon who was once human (voice of comedian Norm Macdonald).

They ride around in a van that seems to have been borrowed from the Scooby and the Gang in a retro animation style reminiscent of Super Friends.

POSTED: Thursday, September 18, 2014, 12:58 PM
(Barry Wetcher/NBC)

Well, if you were thinking that the new lady cop comedy would beat the kids-in-a-hospital melodrama, you were absolutely right.

The 2014-15 season began in earnest (and Julio Gallo) last night with two series premiering.

At 9 p.m., Fox’s Red Band Society, about kids on a pediatric ward, drew just north of four million viewers. The real disappointment is that it notched only a 1.3 rating among 18-49 year olds, which was supposed to be its prime demographic. That was a lower rating than its lead-in Hell’s Kitchen.

POSTED: Thursday, September 18, 2014, 11:19 AM

This will not go down as his proudest moment. This afternoon (3 p.m. on NBC10) on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Philly funnyman Kevin Hart loses a dance-off – not to the hostess; that would have been bad enough – but to portly actor Josh Gad (1600 Penn).

Pretty random matchup? No, they’re co-stars in The Wedding Ringer which comes out next year.

Now admittedly, Kevin’s taking a pretty restrained and dignified approach here, but it’s sad to see him get absolutely blown out of the water by Gad’s “bar mitzvah moves”.

POSTED: Tuesday, September 16, 2014, 10:10 AM
ABC’s Dancing with the Stars is looking a little shopworn. Well, this was …what?, the 167th season starting last night? But if the show always had a loose definition of ‘stars’, we’ve gotten to the point of scraping the bottom of the barrel. And thanks to the reality show genre, our greatest natural resource is dubious celebrity.

Some things changed last night. The effervescent Julianne Hough is back, but as a judge. Other ingredients remained the same, such as the emergence of some unexpected talent (hulking Randy Couture of The Expendables franchise has happy feet!) and displays of atrocious dancing (not you, Lolo Jones. We’re talking directly to Betsey Johnson.)

Scores are pretty random on the first few nights of competition. It’s all about cutting the weakest from the herd. And it wasn’t the oldest contestant in the group, professional stoner Tommy Chong, 76, who had us shielding our eyes.


POSTED: Friday, September 12, 2014, 11:03 AM

Y’all know Billy Eichner? He was the funniest part of the recent Emmy Awards broadcast. He’s the guy who runs through Manhattan like a madman, waving a microphone and asking people insane pop culture questions. If you haven’t seen him, check out his show Billy on the Street, on the Fuse channel. You can thank us later.

Last night, to the absolute delight of David Letterman, he showed up on Dave’s couch to play a crazy game called ‘Celebrity child or Kentucky Derby winner?’ The title pretty much says it all. Billy reads out names like Bluebell Madonna and Pilot Inspektor and Dave has to guess if they belong to an actor’s kid or a horse.

Dave shows a strange attraction to being yelled at. Make of that what you will.

POSTED: Thursday, September 11, 2014, 11:11 AM
(Photo Credit: Michael Rozman/Warner Bros.)
Apparently a lot of people can’t watch daytime TV because apparently they have jobs or school or other responsibilities. So we’re bringing you a clip from Thursday’s Ellen Degeneres Show (seen locally at 3 p.m. on NBC10) in which she welcomes 5-year-old Noah Ritter, the hopelessly cute internet sensation from Pottstown whose TV interview apparently became pretty popular.

As you’ll see in the clip, Noah is soooo over the word apparently. That’s so August.

Having trouble seeing the video? Click here.




POSTED: Wednesday, September 10, 2014, 5:37 PM
Terry Crews as new "Millionaire" host. (Photo credit: ABC-Disney)

Apparently, Who Wants to be a Millionaire just needed more muscle. The syndicated game show is off to a strong start with new host Terry Crews. The one-time Eagles’ linebacker has vaulted the show to #1 in its new time period: 2 p.m. on ABC6

It opened with a 3.4 household rating in Philadelphia on Monday. That means over 100,000 homes in this market tuned in to see the Brooklyn Nine-Nine star make his debut.

POSTED: Wednesday, September 10, 2014, 1:31 PM
Photo via Fox.

Utopia? Not if ratings are any indication. The new Fox reality show, in which 15 strangers create their own microsociety, may look more like Lonely Town.

The series got off to a disappointing start with its special Sunday night premiere, drawing 4.6 million viewers and notching a 1.9 rating among 18-49 year olds. And that was after an NFL lead in.

When Utopia moved to one of its regular time slots last night, the wheels fell off. (Fox is using the series to kick off Tuesday and Friday nights). The audience dropped 54 per cent, to 2.5 million. In the same time period, Big Brother on CBS had an audience of 6.8 million.

About this blog

A true child of TV, David Hiltbrand has worked as a critic at People and as a columnist and editor at TV Guide.

Reach David at dhiltbrand@phillynews.com.

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