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Hank Baskett & The Stripper Pole

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Hank Baskett & The Stripper Pole

POSTED: Wednesday, April 1, 2009, 10:03 PM
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You know, the Philadelphia sports media gets a bad rap sometimes. Too critical, too insensitive. A sort of ink-stained version of the local fandom. We'd probably write bad sentences about Santa Claus and throw horrible cliches at the Easter Bunny. That's the reputation.

The truth is that we are sometimes amazingly circumspect when it comes to understanding that some of our athletes have interesting private lives that have nothing to do with how they perform their jobs. So we don't go there. Off the field, unless there is a compelling reason, is off limits.

Well, that's only true until someone's wife-to-be begins to sell her own line of stripper poles. Then, I'm afraid, all bets are off.

Kendra Wilkinson, noted former girlfrield of that mad scamp Hugh Hefner, and afianced partner of Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett -- they are set for a June 27 wedding at the Playboy mansion -- is, indeed, trying to sell you a stripper pole.

In an interview with US magazine, Kendra touted the pole as a fitness device, and who are we to argue? No indication if it's a living room item, or more appropriate somewhere else in the house, but when Hank runs a post pattern at home he'll have to be careful.

Kendra has her own reality show on the E! network that features her life with Hank, and probably some other decorating tips. It would be nice if Hank came home and discussed Andy Reid's offense, but there's no indication of anything like that.

According to Kendra, the show is a lot like I Love Lucy.

"A streeper pole? Kennnnndra, you got some splaining to do."

"Waaaaaaaaaaah."

Ok, we now resume normal sports programming. Off the field is off limits. But, guys, as Chris Rock said, your only job is to keep them off the stripper poles. Otherwise, we can't be held accountable. 

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  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 11:33 PM, 04/01/2009
    You're the perfect choice to monitor this riveting story, Bob.
    ItalianSausage
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 7:20 AM, 04/02/2009
    When I am reincarnated, I want to come back as Kendra's personal stripper pole.
    JingoGuy
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 7:54 AM, 04/02/2009
    HA HA HA HA! Funny article....nothing more.........
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 7:55 AM, 04/02/2009
    Hank, run for your life !!!!!!
    mick314
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 8:07 AM, 04/02/2009
    I want to see her showing exactly how that pole works. The pic from this article is terrible. Where's the action shots? C'mon Bob, if you're going to post another stupid article, at least try to liven it up a bit.
    fineedge1
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  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 9:53 AM, 04/02/2009
    hilarious! i wonder if FredX will make an appearance on his show...
    FireAndyReid
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  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 11:28 AM, 04/02/2009
    dude, she's not even hot...just has fake biguns'
    rothstein12
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  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 12:24 PM, 04/02/2009
    Please trade Hank Basketcase so we don't have to see this Bimbo on a daily basis during the football season. Thank you.
    PinkGargoyle
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 12:30 PM, 04/02/2009
    Who cares! Bigger story is Cutler possibly going to Redskins. With T.O. now gone, we have true lunatic. Haynesworth already in Skins country but he's a lineman and sportswriters don't highlight lineman. Cutler is just what the Redskins need to tear up their locker room and keep the rest of NFC East fans entertained. Praying this deal goes thru.
    dapmman
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 12:31 PM, 04/02/2009
    shes definitely hot
    FireAndyReid


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Bob Ford has been writing about Philadelphia sports since 1981, and is still trying to figure it all out. A former beat writer covering the Phillies and the 76ers, Ford became a general sports columnist for the Inquirer in 2003, following in and occasionally falling in the deep footsteps of Bill Lyon, Frank Dolson and many distinguished others. He comes to the Philly.com blogosphere after award-winning success as designer/editor of the fabulous Pen & Pencil Club softball blog. Likes: Palestra, inside-the-park home runs, sunny days. Dislikes: phony people, cloudy days, rewrites. Reach Bob at bford@phillynews.com.

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