Attytood Archive: January, 2011

Birds mysteriously drop dead over South Philadelphia

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Last night at around 7:45 p.m., dead eagles started dropping from the skies over South Philadelphia. Another sign of the End Times, or just... Read more

Assassination in AZ

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All of us -- myself included -- are still reeling emotionally from yesterday's nightmare in Tucson. We express our deep condolences are for... Read more

The Daily News will save your job -- as long as you make a sugary, tasty, high-calorie middle-class consumer treat

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I've been flipping through this morning's Daily News -- looking for my paper's crusade to save the jobs of dozens of salt-of-the-earth Philadelphians... Read more

A nation of non-wusses

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China to build new high-speed rail line....in California? Please do not relay this information to Gov. Rendell. Read more

Now we know why they call him Boehner

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It turns out he has a giant gavel. Interestingly, it also appears to be very tan. Meanwhile, in the reality-based world, even cutting $100... Read more

"You can't sell yourself for a buck, Junior!"

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Have it your way. Read more

Beck's radio empire crumbling as 2011 begins

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Glenn Beck's new year started a few days late, with a signal that he's hoping that 2011 will be even more momentous than the first two years... Read more

Tom Corbett has a fracking problem

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The second-best surprise of the hours-away-from-ending Ed Rendell administration in Harrisburg (the first best, of course, being his nomination... Read more