Please, Barack, we don't need to cling to our guns and religion even as we watch all our meager assembly line jobs sail away on that slow boat to China. Not when we can watch a bunch of immigrants (hope they're all legal!) bash each over the head with large sticks for the next two weeks!
Speaking of things you didn't see coming, who watched this Friday night. I did! Definitely not a time for Philadelphia sports fans to be bitter. UPDATE: Heh, it only took Burrell four-plus seasons to make the famous artist's rendering of Citizens Bank Park finally come true.