Well, this should certainly calm America's frayed nerves

Glenn Beck is asking his fans to vote on a cover for his upcoming apocalypto novel of the next American Civil War. Personally I think this one gets the job done, although I'm not exactly sure what Conan the Barbarian has done with our Lady Liberty. I wish you could see the inscription on the bottom, to "bring me your frightened masses, yearning to buy gold." OK, I made that part up, but then remember it's all fiction...right?