UPDATED: The 35-year-old 1.000 batter!

Chris Coste -- Attytood's favorite Phillie -- just bashed the very first pitch he saw in 2008 for a long home run to left.

Thank him by buying his book!

How's Coste's team doing? Don't ask.

UPDATE: We win! Amazing...although four errors a game (and really there could have been about eight) isn't going to win the NL East. But the Phillies are the only team in baseball that can make you happy with a 1-2 start against a mediocre team at home.