UPDATED: The jazz "zinger"

UPDATE: It's true...Romney won.

Go crazy, folks. Go crazy.

Will Mitt Romney make it "zing" tonight. Or will he sing to President Obama -- how about Bob Seger's "Get Out of Denver" ("Because you look just like a Commie/And you might just be a member...")

Want to read some "zingers" even lamer than Romney's -- follow me on Twitter for some weak one-liners and shallow observations as the 2012 campaign joins the Mile High club at 9 p.m.. Or you can be anti-social...media and post your own reactions below.

What, you were expecting a "live blog"? Dude, that's so 2004.