Seriously, maybe Joe Biden should cool his heels in Mexico for a while

Is there a worse feeling in life than being stuck in a traffic jam for 40 minutes, and learning it was all because of Joe fracking Biden's motorcade. Why do we even have those things? It's not as if Biden is even that important -- he has plenty of time to go to more Philly sporting events than Howard Eskin, and still squeeze in a museum opening or two. I propose that in order to save taxpayer dollars -- and aggravation -- that it be required by law that the vice president gets no more security than Lindsay Lohan, a big SUV and a couple of ex-college-linebackers.

Meanwhile, Biden seriously needs to take the advice of this article to heart.