As of today, it's much easier to ride your bike while stoned* in Philadelphia than ever before -- as the City of Brotherly Love takes a sharp left turn, forgetting its hand signals. This is nuts! -- when did Philadelphia suddenly become Portlandia? The liberal brothers and sisters are running this city! Whoot!

* Legal disclosure: Do not actually do this.

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