Obamacare, Obamacare, Obamacare

I'm covering the much more important news of what happened to the president 50 years ago, so you can discuss this one.

Basically the change is....Old Obama: "If you like your health insurance, you can keep it." New Obama: "If you like your piece of (bleep) health insurance, you can keep it."

It's always darkest before the dawn -- if Obama can steer through this and still get to a place where as many Americans are insured as smartly as possible, he'll be remembered as one of our better presidents. I'm not optimistic, though. If the last two decades of American history have taught us anything, the worst possible outcome you can imagine for health care will be closest to what actually happens.