No, seriously, just how conservative are you? Severely?

This is the most amazing statistic I've seen, at least so far today anyway. Of more than 800 questions asked candidates at the 20 (count 'em, 20!) GOP debates, 109 have been some variation of: "How conservative are you?"

And 37 have been some variation of, "Excuse me, but are you freakin' nuts?"*

* OK, that one I actually made up.