My plan for lowering the divorce rate in America

Elect everyone governor of a large state for eight years.

Of course, they'll announce their marital breakup within weeks of leaving office, so maybe it's not a perfect plan. Wonder if Arnold and my Daily News co-worker Ed Rendell are planning to hit the clubs together, since they share a love of infrastructure and...God knows what else.

Meanwhile, committing acts of journalism so Kansas City's Chris Stigall will have something to talk about in the mornings...back later.