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Meanwhile, back at Woodstock
Yesterday we had a lot of fun with Mittstock. Meanwhile, this Woodstock sounds a lot more uptight than the first one. From now on, it's definitely NOT a free concert:
In Woodstock, Ga., about 30 miles north of Atlanta, the president of a homeowners' association sent an e-mail on Sunday informing residents that the entrance gates would be closed 24 hours a day beginning at 6 p.m. Tuesday, out of concern over possible civil unrest after the election.
"I feel it is better to take a position of caution to enhance controlled access to the community until we see what (if any) negative repercussions may occur because of the results of the election," wrote Bill Stanley, the president of the homeowners' association at the Cottages of Woodstock, a residential community for people 55 and over.
I guess they're expecting a little morning maniac music. But I think these folks down in Georgia are seriously misinformed. I've heard the UN's black helicopters are somewhere over Montana and to the east, north, south and west.