Laverne and Shirley and Barack

Dude, learn to bowl!

A 37! That's a typo, right? Isn't it like the SATs, where you get a 40 just for signing your name? Maybe a better pair of shoes would help.

Honestly, is there any Pennsylvania cliche that Barack Obama hasn't embraced during his bus (isn't that a Pa. cliche, too?) tour of the state -- bowling, Yuengling. He's making everyday life here look like the opening montage from the "The Laverne and Shirley" show. Stop typecasting us, senator!

OK, we know that Ed Rendell is the chief local advisor to the Clinton campaign. But who's Obama's Pa. "consultant"...Angelo Cataldi? Don't be a "schlemeel." Or a "schlemazel," for that matter.