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News has reached my undisclosed location that Michael "Courage" Vick is the Eagles' starting quarterback, now and forever.

News has reached my undisclosed location that Michael "Courage" Vick is the Eagles' starting quarterback, now and forever. On one level, it's a little ridiculous to compare ousted one-quarter incumbent Kevin Kolb to the plight of the typical U.S. worker -- the dude just got a check for $10 million, after all. On the other hand, the Eagles -- a pretty classless organization from the top down -- have also revealed themselves as the typical American corporation, quick to demote a worker who suffered an on-the-job injury. Even "Obamacare" couldn't protect Kolb and his pre-existing condition.

Discuss this, or what it means to be a bearded Marxist in America.