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"I want Joe Banner and Jeff Lurie to fail"

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"I want Joe Banner and Jeff Lurie to fail"

POSTED: Wednesday, March 11, 2009, 10:24 AM

OK, so the headline was a little bit of Rush Limbaugh-ism there. I don't really want Joe Banner and Jeff Lurie to fail, since their mission -- or so we've been led to believe -- is to get the Eagles' back to the Super Bowl, and to win it this time. Any Philadelphia football fan wants that with a passion.

Still, it would be nice to have an election every four years, so we could throw these bums out. When you think about it, being an Eagles fan is a lot like being an American citizen. You support the colors, whether it's the red, white and blue or the latest shade of green, and you celebrate the underlying principles, whether it's the Bill of Rights or a Sunday of hard-hitting football and tailgating in South Philly. But you don't have to blindly support your "government."

OK, it's not on the level of George W. Bush and Dick Cheney shredding the Constitution, but the Eagles' management sure is pretty heavy-handed when it comes to the concept of free speech. It's merely tacky and classless when they complain to the newspapers that other teams are getting more coverage than them (although the Phillies pretty much put that issue to bed by winning the World Series). It was chilling when they reached out to get WIP's Angelo Cataldi suspended for two days for criticizing Eagles' security policies over the air. (OK, he used the "n" word, as in "Nazis," but still...a suspension?), creating the no-doubt-desired perception that criticizing Eagles' management can be hazardous to your career.

Now we have this absolutely infuriating episode:

On game days, Leone served as the west gate chief. The gig required Leone to hustle to different areas of the stadium as needed. That was tough. His left leg is weaker than his right, and standing for too long gives him severe pain in his right knee and hip because that's where he shifts all his weight. While on duty, he sometimes needed a wheelchair to get around.

"They had me running all over the place like a nut, but I didn't care," Leone said. "I was so proud to work for them. It was my dream."

Last week, the Eagles fired Leone.

Like a lot of Philadelphians, Leone was upset when Dawkins became a Bronco. So he did what a 32-year-old does these days: He vented on Facebook. "Dan is [expletive] devastated about Dawkins signing with Denver. . .Dam Eagles R Retarted!!"

The story's been out there for a couple of days, but if you missed it you should read the whole thing. Understood, the Eagles are a private company and are within their rights to fire an employee. A private company, but as the only pro football franchise in a football-crazed city, a kind of a public trust. A public trust that cares more about shallow public relations than their actual public. Reprimand this guy, sure, but fire him? The whole thing just feels like a metaphor for how Lurie and Banner view the "little people" who pack their stadium every fall.

I won't even get into some of their recent baffling on-the-field moves, losing Dawkins and their puzzling strategy for the offensive line (i.e., they don't have one). The most offensive line is the one coming from the Eagles' front office, that ultimately harmless criticism gets met with massive retaliation. By the way, I do have one quibble with Dan Leone, which is I don't like it when "retarded" is used as an insult, but I don't think that's what offended the Eagles.

So I'd love to see all of Philadelphia paraphrase Dan Leone, rise up and say in unison:

Dam Eagles R Screwed Up.

Will Bunch @ 10:24 AM  Permalink | 128 comments
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  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 2:24 PM, 03/11/2009
    Electrika -- please define "Ruin". If "ruin" means having the 4th best franchise in the NFL over the last 10 years, 5 trips to the NFC championship game, 5 NFC East championships, 1 NFC championship, I'm at a bit of a loss. If "ruin" means that he doesn't run the team the way YOU would like, then I'm fine with that. See SteveMG's point about the Sixers, and I would add the Flyers to that mix -- they spent money on high-priced free agents that got them nowhere. Would you rather this franchise be run like the Redskins and Cowboys now?
    IggleFan68
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 2:29 PM, 03/11/2009
    RRT, to be fair, the Niners had gotten themselves into salary cap jail. In the early days of the cap. teams hadn't yet learned how to manage their cap space, and they had legacy contracts to boot. Nevertheless (is that really a legitimate word, or do you have to type it as three separate ones?), if the Eagles had kept Dawkins, they would still need a safety.
    SteveMG
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 2:39 PM, 03/11/2009
    Maybe they were scared of Don because Don talks in third person? Dress him up in a Santa suit and march him across the field first snow day.
    MaddenFL
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 2:50 PM, 03/11/2009
    IggleFan68, woudl you trade going to the NFC championship game for 5 out of 8 years and losing one superbowl for 1 super bowl win and 7 crappy seasons? I sure would. "The Genius", if ever a screen name were an exercise in sarcasm, yours would be it.
    Eagles Phan in LI
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  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 2:55 PM, 03/11/2009
    IggleFan68, you are the kind of fan that this front office loves. You think that just because they are better than most, then there is no reason to try and improve. McNabb is the same way. He knows he is one of the best QBs in the league, so he just falls back on that instead of working on his weaknesses (accuracy). The front office is the same way, they think that because they consistently are one of the better teams in the league, they can ignore positions like FB, TE, etc. Then they brag about how much cap space they have. How about they keep doing the same things that they do well but also spend some time working on their weaknesses. Oh, and by the way, an organization should definitely be measured by their number of championships. This is America, our whole capitalist society is based on the principles of trying to be the best at what you do, sports is no different.
    woogie
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 2:55 PM, 03/11/2009
    jkidd49 and RRT have a point, I stopped listening to WIP because of Cataldi and Eskin. I miss the days when Cataldi and Brookie actually did a real sports talk show where no one was a caraicature of themselves.
    Eagles Phan in LI
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  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 3:01 PM, 03/11/2009
    "Get it?" . . . . Sure. I also know the value of public relations when your business depends on it. Did you get to that chapter yet?
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  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 3:05 PM, 03/11/2009
    To SteveMG, what about Charles Mann from the Redskins? when he got old they sent him on his way, a multiple superbowl winner, what excuse ya got now??
    RRT
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  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 3:06 PM, 03/11/2009
    Phillies should step up and hire this guy - give him a break, and a job. They're the organization in town with some class! (Am I really saying that? Man, how things change quickly)
    Fozzie27


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