'I can't have a Swiss bank account, I'm running for office, for Pete's sake'

                                                                                                                                                                                           So Romney's tax returns seem to poke a few more holes (get it?) in the inevitability of our once-and-no-longer future 45th president. Other than the Swiss bank account, Willard's taxes are what we thought they were, another multi-millionaire paying a lower tax rate than Warren Buffet's secretary. Which nobody in the elites -- GOP or pundit or whatever -- would have thought was a big deal before Sept. 17, the day a bunch of no-names filed into Zuccotti Park.

In an almost unrelated matter, slugger Prince Fielder is signing a $214 million, 9-year (!) deal with the Detroit Tigers. With Mitt and George and now Prince and Cecil, is every kid from the Motor City obsessed with following in Daddy's footsteps?