Unfortunately, this surge is working

Follow this link to an interactive storm surge map -- click on a Category 2 hurricane and it certainly looks like the Jersey Shore from Cape May past Atlantic City is under water -- a lot of water. If you were planning to head down the shore this weekend, don't! (Do what Gov. Christie does during natural disasters, and take your family to Disney World). If you're at the shore now, leave as soon as you can, before the traffic gets too bad.

This has been a public service announcement from Attytood. Snark to undoubtedly come later.