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Wednesday, July 8, 2009

It wasn't that shocking, unfortunately, to learn that Michael Jackson had died young, but now here's a news flash that's even less surprising: Lenny Dykstra is broke!

UPDATED: Phillie-turned-would-be stock-option guru Lenny Dykstra owes more than $10 million to JPMorgan Chase, Bank of America and other creditors, and owns less than $50,000 to pay them with, his Los Angeles bankruptcy filing says. NEW: Read Dykstra's bankruptcy filing

"Sometimes the difficult decisions in life are the most necessary," Dykstra wrote me in an email. "In the end, the restructuring will definitely be a good thing."

As a baseball fanatic I'm not here to condemn the Dude -- after all, the man did excel for both the team of my misguided youth and my mature baseball choice, the Phillies  -- but I am here to condemn someone. That would be those financial writers and gurus who produced glowing profiles of Dykstra and his idiot savant stock-picking abilities back in the mini-boom of the mid-1990s, when a guy with darts could have been a brilliant stock picker. Remember the Jon Stewart takedown of CNBC that resonated with so many people. This is another sterling example of badly misguided business journalism at work.

To bring the thing full-circle, no one was a bigger fan of Dykstra's alleged financial talent than the man who was completed demolished by "fake" newscaster Stewart, and that was CNBC's Jim Cramer. As Cramer told HBO back in the halcyon days:

 Cramer: "If I didn't know any better I would tell you that everything you hear from Lenny is an act. Because there's no way that he would ever, that you would ever feel like he's as smart as he really is, if you listen to him. Now, there are probably four or five people in the world who, if they sent me an e-mail, told me to learn a stock, I would actually take them seriously."

Goldberg: "And he's one of them?"

Cramer: "He's one of them. He's one of them."

Posted by Will Bunch @ 3:30 PM  Permalink | 20 comments
Comments   
Posted 03:36 PM, 07/08/2009
Nickawampus Leroy
Lenny is n different than thos Progressives in Harrisburg, Trenton and Washington DC. Spending other peoples money with reckless abandon. But I'm predicting "Nails" will make a comeback. If not on Wall Street, then on a game show.
Posted 03:50 PM, 07/08/2009
jmc
This is all pretty strange because I would think taking the advice of a retired baseball player based on the advice of a hyperactive, shouting, prop-comic disguised as a business sage would money in the bank. I guess it's the same as believing a politician/community organizer can run the banking system, auto industry, and the entire healthcare sector of the country while saving the entire earth from burning to a crisp by controlling the very chemical 6 billion of us exhale every couple of seconds.
Posted 03:51 PM, 07/08/2009
bryanc
Taking advice from Dykstra on picking stocks is the equivalent of listening to stock advice from the shoeshine boy.
Posted 03:51 PM, 07/08/2009
AHiredGun
What I don't get is how Dykstra filed Chapter 11 reorginization, when he owes over $10 million, but has only $50,000 in assets. Chapter 7 liquidation awaits him, and he better watch out for the complaints to determine dischargeability.
Posted 03:57 PM, 07/08/2009
SBVFT Contributor
Jim Cramer. Obama endorser.
Posted 04:03 PM, 07/08/2009
gphilly
Stewart pwn3d Cramer. That was some funny sh*t!
Posted 04:04 PM, 07/08/2009
montani semper liberi
"Jim Cramer. Obama endorser." . . . . . Hmmmm...the kiss of death?
Posted 04:09 PM, 07/08/2009
JerryCurlan
Dykstra is too big to fail! Bail him out for goodness sake!
Posted 04:14 PM, 07/08/2009
BigCH
Dykstra can pick stocks. Palin can be VP. Anybody can do it! I'm going to 8th and Market to let a homeless guy take out my appendix.
Posted 04:27 PM, 07/08/2009
JerryCurlan
BigCH, I'm doing the appendectomies on 2nd and Chestnut today.
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Posted 04:34 PM, 07/08/2009
LJL
Hmm, Lenny was just following the 'nuts discredited economic model - unfettered and freewheeling capitalism....We saw how it worked on Wall Street. We see how it worked for Lenny. Next thing you know, they'll be telling us the health care system is working well too....- oh wait.....
Posted 04:42 PM, 07/08/2009
bryanc
(((Hmm, Lenny was just following the 'nuts discredited economic model - unfettered and freewheeling capitalism....))) Then, ahhh.... how do you reason away that Dykstra was doing his stock-picking thang in the mid-90s, when it was a Democratic president?
Posted 04:43 PM, 07/08/2009
bro5
Funny how this philly.com *news organization* did a glowing story about Lenny Dykstra in November 2008 -- apparently your very fine editors didn't check any facts on his creditablity either. philly.com was too busy with REAL NEWS: Larry Mendte, Bonnie + Clyde!
Posted 04:57 PM, 07/08/2009
Morgan Freeman
Lance Armstrong has nothing to do with Dykstra. They are polar opposites. Dykstra is a complete @$$. Real Sports on HBO was classic.
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