Wednesday, July 23, 2014
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Crunchwrap Supreme

Crunchwrap Supreme

Lots of sizzle and hype, in front of hundreds of empty calories. Are there two words that better sum up Sarah Palin than what we now know -- thanks to Palin's unofficial Boswell, Levi Johnston -- is her junk food addition: The Crunchwrap Supreme? Indeed, I hereby move that "Crunchwrap Supreme" become Palin's official nickname, into the 2012 presidential race and beyond.

The other tasty morsel from her grandson's father's sleazy but hard-to-resist to tell-all is this: Explaining that the "mystery" of Palin's abrupt resignation as Alaska governor this summer is about as unmysterious as it gets: She wants to cash in on her fame. That's quite a statement on the American Dream in 2009, that the Almighty Dollar is worth more than bolstering your resume for a shot at the White House.

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