These people know NOTHING about winning a Stanley Cup. First, "Chrissy" Pronger, now a parade announcement? I don't think it's a case of the Blackhawks -- who haven't won the Cup since 1961 -- or the city of Chicago or the Chicago Tribune being cursed, but rather they're just not very bright. We all know what's going to be happening here on Broad Street next week, but we're smart enough to keep our mouths shut. Hopefully, the parade story is posted in the Flyers' locker room.
Meanwhile, here's what you're going to be hearing a lot tonight: