Wednesday, July 30, 2014
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Breaking news: Drug-addled freak hits 600 home runs!

Breaking news: Drug-addled freak hits 600 home runs!

This has to be the biggest snooze of a sports story since Barry Bonds "broke" Hank Aaron's career record. Wake me up when Ryan Howard or Albert Pujols start hitting the big round-number home run totals.

Like Paul Harvey used to stay, stay tuned for news (the regular kind, that is, nothing special).

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