Birds mysteriously drop dead over South Philadelphia

Last night at around 7:45 p.m., dead eagles started dropping from the skies over South Philadelphia. Another sign of the End Times, or just a sign that another football season was ending in Philadelphia the way it always does?

You have to be philosophical. No one expected the 2010-11 Eagles to go to the Super Bowl at the start of the season, and everybody was right. You don't win an NFL championship with one of the worst offensive lines in football. or with a young defense that is decimated by injuries. But Michael Vick, DeSean Jackson, and company gave fans more excitement than we expected, so, in the was what it was, and the Eagles were who we thought they were.

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