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POSTED: Thursday, July 31, 2014, 8:44 PM

In case you didn't notice, the world kind of stopped working today, July 31, 2014. If it's any consolation, it could be even worse. We got a reminder of that this week, as the world marked (not celebrated) the 100th anniversary of World War I, which will always be a low-water mark for mankind's failure in trying to compromise and understand each other, in lieu of mass killing.

On the complete opposite end of the scale, the failure of negotiating was acted out as high comedy and farce by the Philadelphia Phillies and their embattled general manager Ruben Amaro Jr., -- who watched the baseball trading deadline pass as if they were soldiers on the front line of the Great War, scared and huddled in the muck, desperate to avoid the machine gun fire of making an actual move toward overhauling .

War and baseball? Like they say in "The Book of Mormon"...it's...a...metaphor. At various points of the day, a person who cared about both the Phillies AND local, national and international affairs (not a large tribe, but the one I belong to) had to wonder if the Phillies' defeated Amaro was now also Speaker of the U.S. House, or Speaker of the Pennsylvania House or maybe even the leader of Hamas...or Israel. Inaction and paralysis have taken over the whole world.

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POSTED: Thursday, July 31, 2014, 5:25 PM

When did John Boehner become Ruben Amaro? When did Ruben Amaro become John Boehner? Can't anybody here play this game?

I take one day off and the world goes to hell. More to come....

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POSTED: Tuesday, July 29, 2014, 9:18 PM
Gov. Andrew Cuomo responds to a question about a published report that said his administration may have interfered with the corruption panel the governor created during a press conference at the University of Buffalo, Monday, July 28, 2014, in Buffalo, N.Y. Cuomo is defending his handling of an anti-corruption commission, dismissing reports that his administration interfered with its work. Cuomo says the commission made its own decisions and that his office only offered suggestions. Cuomo, a Democrat, created the commission a year ago and dismantled it this spring. (AP Photo/Gary Wiepert)

Fiorello LaGuardia (elected mayor of New York City on the Republican AND the Liberal line...those were the days, my friend) famously said there is no Democratic way or Republican way of picking up the trash. First of all, that may no longer be true, thanks to the scourge of privatization. Second of all, let's not pretend there are NO differences between the Democrats and the Republicans -- at least their stated policies on everything from health care to immigration to climate change are different in ways that truly matter.

All that said, it may be time for new mantra for the 21st Century: There is no Democratic way or Republican way of sucking up to billionaire campaign donors and corrupting yourself. Both parties do it, and frankly, it's more painful to watch when it's Democrats because many of the worst offenders pretend to be champions of the downtrodden. Say this for the GOP -- at least when they slavishly protect the interests of the 1 Percent, they're not hypocritical.

Take New York's Democratic Gov. Andrew Cuomo...

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POSTED: Tuesday, July 29, 2014, 6:29 PM

In 1963, a 17th-year-old Indiana youth named Robert J. Dowlut reportedly confessed to police -- amid a pile of evidence -- that he'd killed a local woman. The next year, a jury of his peers heard the case and found  Dowlut guilty. What happened next?

A) He died in the electric chair.

B) He lived a long life and is currently the chief lawyer for the National Rifle Association.

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POSTED: Monday, July 28, 2014, 9:37 PM

I don't usually come back on a topic two days in a row unless there's something incredible -- but this struck me as pretty incredible. It's more from the New York Times' well-done package of the inanity of our current prohibition on marijuana.

Here's a couple of salient points:

The costs of this national obsession, in both money and time, are astonishing. Each year, enforcing laws on possession costs more than $3.6 billion, according to the American Civil Liberties Union. It can take a police officer many hours to arrest and book a suspect. That person will often spend a night or more in the local jail, and be in court multiple times to resolve the case. The public-safety payoff for all this effort is meager at best: According to a 2012 Human Rights Watch report that tracked 30,000 New Yorkers with no prior convictions when they were arrested for marijuana possession, 90 percent had no subsequent felony convictions. Only 3.1 percent committed a violent offense.

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POSTED: Monday, July 28, 2014, 4:51 PM
U.S. President Barack Obama answers questions from the audience while speaking at the Washington Fellowship for Young African Leaders Presidential Summit July 28, 2014 in Washington, DC. (Win McNamee/Getty Images)

They would never admit it, of course, but there seems to be a new message from the White House these days: Don't throw President Obama in the briar patch of impeachment!!!

Normally, the notion of impeaching Obama would be so ridiculous -- what are the grounds, other than issuing executive orders, which all of his predecessors did in much greater numbers (and, until a few weeks ago, was considered a routine part of the job)? -- that administration officials wouldn't dare even comment on the notion. Instead, you have White House officials saying on the record they take the threat very seriously.

This is all a sad commentary on how much politics have changed. You'll be hearing a lot on the next couple of weeks about Richard Nixon, who resigned 40 years ago next month to avoid being impeached and removed from office. What a different time. Nixon was investigated for actual high crimes and misdemeanors! And members of his own Republican Party asked tough questions of GOP White House aides and a few even voted in committee for impeachment.

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POSTED: Sunday, July 27, 2014, 8:24 PM

When I was growing up in the 1960s and 1970s, like a lot of kids, I wondered how the world would change in my adulthood, when the folks who were on the TV news every night -- occupying the college president's office and waving Vietcong flags -- would be old enough to run for and presumably elect one of their own as president. Because of the way (sometimes inaccurately, I later learned) this so-called "youth culture" was portrayed in the media, one thing seemed like a slam dunk: Marijuana would surely be legalized, possibly soon but certainly in my lifetime.

Heh. Turned out, a funny thing happened on the way to the first Cheech and Chong Administration. Instead, America elected a string of law-and-order presidents -- partly in response to those convulsions of the Pepsi Generation -- that created ridiculously draconian penalties for narcotics offenders (especially in "liberal" New York State), spent billions on a war on drugs that included massive new prisons from sea to shining sea, and finally none other than Nancy Reagan provided their mantra: "Just Say No." Our two presidents who attended college in the late 1960s, Bill Clinton and George W. Bush, were both mortified by their own youthful drug experimentation and adverse to ending the drug war that the likes of Nixon, Rockefeller and Reagan had started.

But as a very wise man once said...what a long, strange trip it's been. After that massive detour, the folks who grew up dazed and confused in the 1970s are indeed now running the nation, including the former "choom gang" leader in the Oval Office. Talking about m-m-m-my generation, "we" also now run the editorial board of the New York Times, and today, in 2014 -- pretty much on the schedule that I imaged four decades ago! -- we're the no-longer-young-generation, and we've got something to say...


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POSTED: Sunday, July 27, 2014, 5:24 PM

Who said this?

We ought to say to these children, ‘Welcome to America, you’re going to go to school, and get a job, and become American. We have 3,141 counties in this country. That would be 20 per county. They idea that we can’t assimilate these 8-year-old criminals with their teddy bears is preposterous.

The same person also said this:

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