Cheeseburger, I Hold
Restaurant Critic Craig LaBan sings the praises of the region's best burgers
While researching the best burgers in the region, restaurant critic Craig LaBan was moved to song. Here are the lyrics. Band and production credits are at the bottom of the page..
Cheeseburger, I Hold
Copyright © 2007 by Craig LaBan
Truffles fall like snowflakes, on my plate
Sparkling crystal goblets always brim with wine
I can eat anything that I want, ’cause it’s my job
I’m a hungry man for hire.
And still, nothing sets my soul to sizzle
Like a fresh-ground patty on the grill…
Chorus:
Cheeseburger, I hold
Mischief heart of liquid bleu
Cheeseburger, I hold
You melt into mine
All my life, I’ve been a burger chaser
That perfect simple sandwich shouldn’t be so hard to find
