Sideshow: Can't wait: Kate, her 8, and Sarah P.
The Earth is about to be knocked off its axis: Kate Gosselin and Sarah Palin, the two most powerful cultural forces in America, are about to meet.
The Earth is about to be knocked off its axis:
Kate Gosselin
and
Sarah Palin
, the two most powerful cultural forces in America, are about to meet.
In Touch Weekly says Kate and her brood of eight will go camping in the Alaskan wilds with Sarah for an episode of TLC's Kate Plus 8. Palin's retired science-teacher dad, Chuck Heath, will give the kids a hands-on nature lesson.
Of love, art, 'n' music vids
We already know him as a talented soft-core porn model. Now, high school dropout
Levi Johnston
, who is about to marry into America's most elevated family
, will star in singer
Brittani Senser
's music vid, "After Love." It's about a boy whose love for a gal is destroyed by her mom. (Sarah Palin, mother of Levi's betrothed,
Bristol,
doesn't respect Levi as much as she could.)
Of love, love, love . . .
That prettiest of Brit thesps,
Orlando Bloom
, 33, has secretly married that prettiest of Aussie models,
Miranda Kerr
, 27, after goin' steady for three years.
Tidbits 'n' pieces
London's Daily Mail says
Sir Elton John
and
Lee Hall
, who brought us
Billy Elliot the Musical
, are going ahead with their threat to adapt
George Orwell
's
Animal Farm
into a song 'n' dance show. Some creative teams are more equal than others. . . . Visionary genius
Guillermo Del Toro
(
Pan's Labyrinth
) has signed to make a live-action 3D film based on the the Haunted Mansion ride at Disneyland. . . . Britain's most beatific thesp,
Carey Mulligan
, denied rumors she plans to star in the next decade's most hyped film,
The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
. . . .
Halle Berry
will star in the chick flick
Shoe Addicts Anonymous
, about four shoe-addicted gals in Chicago who have the same shoe size. . . . Singer
Al Jarreau
, 70, was in intensive care at a French hospital Friday after experiencing breathing problems in the French Alps.