Tiger doesn't see humor in Golf Digest parody

TIGER WOODS teed off on Dan Jenkins yesterday, criticizing a parody he wrote for Golf Digest titled "My (Fake) Interview with Tiger."

Woods responded by writing an article of his own for theplayerstribune.com, a website owned by retired baseball star Derek Jeter.

The headline of Woods' column was "Not true, Not Funny."

Jenkins' story was done in Q&A fashion.

One "question" referred to the time Woods' then-wife Elin Nordegren smashed his SUV with a golf club after learning he was unfaithful.

Wrote Jenkins:

Q: You named your yacht Privacy. Because you're a worldwide celebrity, do you really expect and demand privacy?

A: I thought about renaming it Serenity, but that pretty much went out the door when the 9-iron hit the window of the Escalade.

Tiger wrote that he was shocked by "the sheer nastiness of [Jenkins'] attack."

Jenkins responded via Twitter:

"My next column for Tiger: defining parody and satire. I thought I let him off easy."

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