Sheen: Not a happy tooth fairy
Also pondering: Does Coach make cuffs? Dude, where's my kid?
IS CHARLOTTE Clinton running for office yet? Are George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin on the outs? Did Martin Sheen shake his head over the latest news involving one of his sons? Only one of these questions has any chance of getting answered in this week's Celebrityville. Enjoy the ride.
Yesterday
Dental visits aren't usually this exciting, but tabloid mainstay Charlie Sheen sure would know how to turn an everyday procedure into a twisted mess. He's alleged to have jumped out of a dental chair, pull off his nitrous oxide mask and fondle a tata belonging to a dental tech, according to a new lawsuit filed by said dental, TMZ reported.
Sheen, however, calls BS on the claims.
Margarita Palestino, who was fired from the dental office because she allegedly violated HIPAA by revealing Sheen was a patient, says the former "Two and a Half Men" star arrived to the office acting "incoherent," the website said. While he sat in the dentist chair for a procedure that required nitrous, Palestino tried to placed a mask on him. She claims he ripped it off, jumped out of the chair and yelled "I'm going to f---ing kill you!"
He then grabbed her left breast, pulled her scrubs, grabbed her bra strap and tried pulling it down, TMZ said.
Palestino also claims Sheen lunged at a dentist with a knife and then stabbed the dental chair.
Her boss, an unidentified dentist, says she's full of it.
Actor/environmentalist Leonardo DiCaprio has opted out of playing an icon in the upcoming Steve Jobs biopic based on Walter Isaacson's bestselling bio. Leo will instead take part on "The Revenant" and Christian Bale now tops the list to portray Jobs.
Thursday
"Real Housewives of New Jersey" housewife Teresa Giudice was sentenced to 15 months in prison on conspiracy and bankruptcy charges, while hubbo Giuseppe "Joe" Giudice, was given 41 months.
They must pay $414,000 in restitution, but they will serve their sentences separately. Teresa G. will go in first so Joe can care for their four children.
Wednesday
Legendary singer Tony Bennett, 88, broke his own record as the oldest living artist to hit No. 1 on the Billboard 200 album chart when his latest ditty, "Cheek to Cheek," with Lady Gaga, ascended to the top spot, Billboard reported.
Tuesday
Actress Mila Kunis and Dude Ashton Kutcher welcomed their baby girl, Wyatt Isabelle at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, Kutcher revealed on his website, aplus.com.
"Mila and I would like to welcome Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher to the world. May your life be filled with wonder, love, laughter, health, happiness, curiosity, and privacy," Dude wrote.
Monday
Amanda Bynes is back in trouble again, this time getting nabbed on charges of DUI. Initial reports had her high on weed, but later in the week it came out she was flying thanks to Adderall. Or possibly another prescribed drug.
Bynes could face jail time if a judge revokes her probation after her arrest, sources told the Los Angeles Times. The 28-year-old was still on probation when she was arrested for an earlier DUI incident with an L.A. sheriff's cruiser.