Tattle: Sonny & Cher's daughter Chastity wants a Bono
* What's Peter Paul and no Mary?
a) The maker of Almond Joy.
b) Two saints in search of a sinner.
c) What you'll be getting at the Kimmel Center Sunday night - Mary Travers has had to cancel due to a respiratory infection.
Peter Yarrow and Noel (Paul) Stookey will perform as a duo as a tribute to their nearly 50-year collaboration with Mary, but full refunds will be available for those ticket-holders who want them.
* Another day, another day in
custody for druggie/rocker Pete Doherty.
British police said he was charged yesterday with drunken driving, drug possession and driving without a valid license or insurance.
Doherty was allegedly driving erratically in Gloucester, about 100 miles west of London.
He probably thought he was in London.
Could someone please get him off the streets before he kills someone?
* Malawi's highest court plans
to announce today whether Madonna can adopt a second child from the impoverished southern African country, her lawyer, Alan Chinula, said yesterday.
We thought Madonna had moved on to a new African country.
* The Hollywood Reporter says
Penn alum Gary Ross ("Seabiscuit") has been brought on to adapt a biopic about Lance Armstrong.
The movie will be based on Armstrong's first book (with Sally Jenkins),"It's Not About the Bike," which traces his story from his difficult Texas upbringing, his cancer diagnosis in 1996, his relationship to his first wife, the birth of their child and his remarkable comeback that saw him win the Tour de France in 1999.
* It's a good thing Joy Behar
has a big mouth.
The longtime co-host of "The View" plans to gab for a second hour every day with "The Joy Behar Show" on cable's HLN.



