WE SAW them squirming on the ground, fending off the kicks and nightstick blows in that televised police feeding frenzy.
THE BERNIE Madoff
sentencing reminded me
of the old story about the repeat felon who came before a hanging judge for sentencing.
- S.C. GUV JUST THE LATEST POSTER BOY OF DYSFUNCTIONAFTER WEEKS of following the labrynthine plot twists of "Jon & Kate Plus 8," Mark Sanford has given us a new knothole to peep through.
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THE VIP LIST reads like a who's who of Pennsylvania politics. You can't beg or buy a ticket. All they had to say was, "Let's honor Hardy Williams." His allies and opponents responded at once and as one.
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BERMUDA'S premier, Ewart Brown, seemed remarkably calm in the eye of the storm that has raged around him since he granted asylum to four Chinese Uighurs who were released from Guantanamo last week.
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I'VE NEVER understood how being smacked on the butt with a heavy paddle helps men to forge a bond. The idea of being branded with a red-hot wire hanger doesn't do a lot for me, either.
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STATE REP. Brendan Boyle is not the first freshman to herald his entry to the Legislature by introducing a lock-'em-up-and-throw-away-the-key law.
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MAYOR NUTTER was explaining yesterday how he would stuff $13 million in federal money into city potholes at the same time that Joe Biden unveiled phase two of the recovery act.
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BARACK OBAMA'S speech did not change the lesson plan at the local madrassa yesterday. Jihadists did not unstrap their bomb vests and Home Depot was still doing a brisk trade with new West Bank settlers.
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LYNN WALLACE heard them say that there would be a lottery to pick the first students to attend the only charter school in America for foster children.
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OK, GIVE yourselves some credit. You had this Bonnie Sweeten abduction pegged for a hoax by morning coffee break Wednesday.
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LAST TIME I checked, we had more people locked up in U.S. prisons than have ever been locked up anywhere else in the history of the earth.
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